you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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