Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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