Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
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