i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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