ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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