funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
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In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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