We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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