im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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