My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
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tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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