is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
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I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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