Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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