I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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