can u get pink eye on your cock?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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