If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I am full of burrito and curiosity
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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