I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Enjoy the penises
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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