My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
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Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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