He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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