he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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