How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
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found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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