After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
