p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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