just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I stole a fireplace last night.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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