Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
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These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.