Sry I called you an 8
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
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