Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
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What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
The ass gains better be worth it
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