evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
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I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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