If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
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This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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