bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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