you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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