What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
kristin has been a bad kristin
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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