Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
No subtext here. People are naked.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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