My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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