just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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