i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Randomize
