how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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