these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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