just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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