I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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