Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
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I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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