wake up i wanna do it froggy style
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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