he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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