windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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