You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I wish I only lived at night.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
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