Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I want to stick my p in your. b.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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