There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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