Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
