I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
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duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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