he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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