Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.