the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.