at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Do plants get herpes?
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