Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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