just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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