well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
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oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
i've created a new STD.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
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I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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