im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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